Eat some spinach, save some trees
Clean your hamster with Listerine
Buy bifocals made of gold
Win the lottery, sell your soul, yeah
Listerine is in my dreams
Cigarettes and magazines
Listerine and laser beams in my dreams
Eat some lobster with some cheese
Run for president and lose your keys
Wash it down with a side of soap
Quit your job and lose all hope, yeah
Listerine is in my dreams
Cigarettes and magazines
Listerine and laser beams in my dreams
Listerine is in my dreams
Cigarettes magazines
Listerine and laser beams in my dreams