It's a bright sunny morning, I'm out on the green
Got my clubs in the cart, and a dose of sunscreen
I swing for the fairway, but I slice it right
Now I'm deep in the rough, it's out a' sight
I aim for the green, it's my time to shine,
But the wind picks up, and it veers offline
It splashes in the pond, I hang my head low
Now I'm digging for a ball, where the cattails grow
Oh, I got the double-bogey blues, can't find my groove
The harder I try, the more I lose
The ball don't listen, it just won't go
Got the double-bogey blues, oh no, oh no
I got the double-bogey blues, can't catch a break
Every single shot, just another mistake
I dream of par, but I got plus two
Got the double-bogey blues
What am I gonna do? Oh no
I line up my putt, thinking this is the one
But it rolls right past, and the damage is done
Now I'm in a trap, sweat drips from my brow
I give it a swing, and hit a house
I grab my wedge, thinking I'll chip it close
But the ball barely moves, and my hopes are toast
I give it one more try, and of course hit it thin
Now I'm back in the sand, where I had just been
Oh, I got the double-bogey blues, can't find my groove
The harder I try, the more I lose
The ball don't listen, it just won't go
Got the double-bogey blues, oh no, oh no
I got the double-bogey blues, can't catch a break
Every single shot, just another mistake
I dream of par, but I got plus two
Got the double-bogey blues
What am I gonna do? (What am I gonna do?)
Arm straight, knees bent, don't sway, light grip
Head down, wrists firm, swing smooth, clear your hips
Maintain your rhythm, don't rush, follow through
No matter what I do, I still play like a fool
Oh, I got the double-bogey blues, can't find my groove
The harder I try, the more I lose
The ball don't listen, it just won't go
Got the double-bogey blues, oh no, oh no
I got the double-bogey blues, can't catch a break
Every single shot, just another mistake
I dream of par, but I got plus two
Got the double-bogey blues
What am I gonna do?
I got the double-bogey blues, can't find my groove
The harder I try, the more I lose
The ball don't listen, it just won't go
Got the double-bogey blues, oh no, oh no
I got the double-bogey blues, can't catch a break
Every single shot, just another mistake
I dream of par, but I got plus two
Got the double-bogey blues
What am I gonna do?