Hey you working at the DMV
You just earned a dick-shaped bruise from me
You take my picture now or you'll see
Got here at 8 and now it's f*cking 3
Hey there asshole, no, the one after bill
Dick-shaped bruise up on capital hill
I'm not convinced by your oxford shirt
You earned it bitch, now, lift up your skirt
Dick-shaped bruise
Dick-shaped bruise
Dick-shaped bruise
You can't choose
Hey there asshole with the number unknown
You earned a dick-shaped bruise all of your own
You called my house when i was sleepin'
Listen hard and you can hear it creepin'
Hey there motherf*cker you don't tip
You and me are going on a little trip
Pack your bags and you better pack heavy
Dick-shaped bruise in the back of my chevy
Hey yo, trevor, don't be frontin' on me
The mall food court is my territory
Your baggy pants don't make you a G
Dick-shaped bruise from the CPT (west side!)
You won't turn your shit down at the light
You're gonna get a dick-shaped bruise tonight
Just because you're really thumpin' that shit
Doesn't mean we want to listen to it