No pants, no worries
No pants weekend
A no pants weekend tonight
Order some food to get in the mood
They gotta deliver, I don't wanna shiver
And I can scrape out the bong, the beastmaster's on
Stay in the house, play with my mouse
Kickin' some cock, listenin' to rock
But when buffy comes on I pull out the lotion
Put out the dog, squeeze out a log
Phone off the hook, got a good book
Could be makin' some bucks
But the outside world sucks
Sit in the tub, pull off a rub
Could probably get laid, but I got it made
Chronic masturbation is the new sensation