How am I an adult
I still throw fits and wear terrible outfits
I count my calories because I'm told to
Doctor says my cholesterol is high, too
All I wanted was no parents and no school
Just sit at home play video games and drool
Sunday morning cartoons and no responsibilities
I distract myself by doing dishes now
Not by sneaking out at night...maybe get into a fight
I don't even watch movies anymore I like anymore
I watch reviews online and look up rotten tomato scores
Did I like Shrek as a kid? Well duh
Don't even tell me it's a dud
Smash mouth was the best back then
At least my music taste changed
Watched a scary movie at age 9
Now this dead girl haunts me every night
I've had nightmares ever since
Also, check out this alien
Don't fear, being an adult is fun
Bills, and money and jobs for everyone
These shorts fit last year, what the hell
Don't know if it's all the beer or Taco bell
How am I an adult
All I wanted was no parents and no school
How am I an adult
Sunday morning brunch and mimosas are cool
How am I an adult
I can drink legally and that's a ball
How am I an adult
I guess being an adult is cool after all
F*ck