Digital Berber - All Roads Lead To Truth! Lyrics

They say all roads lead to wisdom, oh what a sight
But I took a few wrong turns-still, I think I'm alright
Met a guru on the highway, thought he'd show me the way
Till he charged me fifty bucks and said, "Namaste"
I read a book, thought I knew it all
Quoted Nietzsche at a bar-yeah, that was my fall
A monk told me, "If you find the truth, let it go"
So I asked him "Why?"-he just laughed real slow
All roads lead to truth, but truth is kinda shady
One day it's Einstein, the next it's Tom Brady
If you meet the Buddha, well, give him a hug
Then ask him real nicely, "You sure you ain't smug?"
Tried meditating, thought I'd find the key
But my brain just whispered, "Let's check the fridge, maybe?"
Signed up for a course to expand my mind
Ended up with a guru selling "Crystals of Time"
All roads lead to truth, but truth keeps on shifting
One day it's solid, next day it's drifting
If you think you've found it, don't settle too fast
'Cause wisdom's like WiFi-it don't always last
Socrates said, "I know nothing at all"
Then why'd his followers write books ten feet tall?
I asked my grandpa, "What's life all about?"
He said, "Just take a nap, and don't freak out"
All roads lead to truth, but truth's always dancing
One day it's Zen, next day it's romancing
If you meet the Buddha, buy him a beer
Then tell him, "Nice try, but I'm still unclear!"
So if you think you've got life all figured out
Take a deep breath... then start to doubt
Cause all roads lead somewhere, but here's what's wild
The best trips happen when you're lost for a while