Digital Gringo - Sofa King Awesome Lyrics

Get your ass poppin like an alien pops out the chest
Beats bumpin so you missed the chance to catch your breath
Call me ugly but I always seem to pull the best
Never stump me cuz I wrote the muthaf*ckin' test
Solved the mystery before you even found a clue
Now I got you ruh rohing like Scooby Doo
This is more pure than Walter White's baby blue
Just another man, breaking bad, comin after you
Stackin paper like my name is Michael Scott
Top Ramen is boiling in a copper pot
Got haters on their knees begging me to stop
And I tell 'em to go suck a cock
Call me Bowie cuz I like to do the magic dance
Dr. Strange on this beat cuz I'm caught up in a trance
You'll never know if you don't take the chance
F*ck a bitch I don't believe in abstinence

I'm so f*cking awesome you could never be like me
You'll never get a broad to show you her boobies
I'm so f*cking awesome you could never be like me
You're missing the steps while I'm keeping it groovy
I'm so f*cking awesome you could never be like me
You're old and dried out while I'm fresh and juicy
I'm so f*cking awesome you could never be like me
I keep this shit legit like it was my duty

'Tis nothin but a Digital Gringo thing baby girl
Whippin out my dick and makin all the ladies hurl
I'm just a squirrel and I'm looking to bust a nut
On a big 'ole butt and make her scream "Jesus what the f*ck"
You could call me weenie but I gotta be frank
When it comes to my cock it's more than you can take
I'm a f*cking honey badger with a candy cane shank
And I'll leave you with a satisfied look on your face
I wish I had two more hands to give you four thumbs down
When you're mumbling I cut more lines than Bobby Brown
Yeah I'm Queen Latifah bringing down the f*cking house
Tap dance on the ashes, strike a pose and take a bow
All the shit I talk you'd think my mouth was filled with crap
These other rappers suck but keep lookin for dap
Admiral Ackbar can see that this is just a trap
Hit the road in my Dolorean and I'm never lookin back

I'm so f*cking awesome you could never be like me
You'll never get a broad to show you her boobies
I'm so f*cking awesome you could never be like me
You're missing the steps while I'm keeping it groovy
I'm so f*cking awesome you could never be like me
You're old and dried out while I'm fresh and juicy
I'm so f*cking awesome you could never be like me
I keep this shit legit like it was my duty

It's time for the real D-I-G-I-T-A-L G
To tell a tale and attempt to be something
I'm crushing all these other rappers into nothing
Cutting out their tongues so I don't hear them sucking
I'm chubby, bearded, tatted and I'm ready to flatter
Tell your bitch to shut her mouth her opinion doesn't matter
I pay no mind to the bullshit chitter chatter
My lyrics are a dagger I just watch the blood splatter
Can do what I want whenever the f*ck I want
Cumshot every debutante that's on my block
When I'm servin other rappers know that it gets me off
The only thing they can serve is a breakfast croissant
You already knew it would come to this
When you're busy sweating balls I'm just takin the piss
In a battle of wits I'll make you cry and submit
I suck on tits for the fun you do it for the nutrients

I'm so f*cking awesome you could never be like me
You'll never get a broad to show you her boobies
I'm so f*cking awesome you could never be like me
You're missing the steps while I'm keeping it groovy
I'm so f*cking awesome you could never be like me
You're old and dried out while I'm fresh and juicy
I'm so f*cking awesome you could never be like me
I keep this shit legit like it was my duty