Dillon M. - Gary Lyrics

I just assume everyone's name is Gary
Before I get to know them
I just assume everyone's name is Gary
Before I get to know them

There's a guy walkin down the street
Don't know if that's someone I'd want to meet
What's his name Steve, Bob or Harry
Just to be safe I'm calling him Gary

I just assume everyone's name is Gary
Before I get to know them
I just assume everyone's name is Gary
Before I get to know them

There's a waitress at the burger shack
She's got everything except her name tag
Where did it go, what could her name be
I don't know but she'll always be Gary to me

I just assume everyone's name is Gary
Before I get to know them
I just assume everyone's name is Gary
Before I get to know them

Regardless of age, height or religion
Everyone is Gary, even the pigeons
Gary is love, Gary is life
I now pronounce you Gary and Wife

A sunny summer Sunday at Echo Park
The children play and the dog goes bark
A shiba inu came up to me
I checked his collar, his name was actually Gary

I just assume everyone's name is Gary
Before I get to know them
I just assume everyone's name is Gary
Before I get to know them

I just assume everyone's name is Gary
Before I get to know them
I just assume everyone's name is Gary
Before I get to know them