Dillon M. - Supermarket Lobster Tank Lyrics

Got no money to go to the zoo
The nearest pet store is far away too
I wanna look at animals for some time
But where can I go that costs less than a dime
The park has squirrels but they run away
They also had ducks but they left in May
Where on Earth could I possibly go
Wait, hold on, I know
The Supermarket Lobster Tank
That's the place for me
The Supermarket Lobster Tank
An aquarium for free
Set up a chair in the seafood aisle
I'm gonna be there for a while
Got myself some popcorn and a can of drink
Life is too short to stop and think
What is this grown man doing there
Sitting in a floral lawn chair
Staring at the crustaceans for hours on end
Well let me tell you, my friend
The Supermarket Lobster Tank
That's the place for me
The Supermarket Lobster Tank
An aquarium for free
The Supermarket Lobster Tank
It's my favorite thing to do
The Supermarket Lobster Tank
It's not like they're gonna sue
Look at those lobsters
What are they thinking about?
Are they thinking about the meaning of life?
Hey, wise guy get me out!
I wish I could
But I can't
Sincerity is the eventual deception of all great men
Rembrandt
Security is coming to take me away
But I'll be back next Saturday
Looking at lobsters is my favorite thing
At least it gave me this cool song to sing
Low-rent fun for the simple man
Claws tied up with rubber bands
People think they should be back in the sea
They're not friends with me
The Supermarket Lobster Tank
That's the place for me
The Supermarket Lobster Tank
An aquarium for free
The Supermarket Lobster Tank
Yeah
The Supermarket Lobster Tank
Supermarket Lobster Tank