Dillon M. - Theme Park on a Wednesday Lyrics

It's cloudy with the ever so slight chance of rain
I leave the house at 10:15
I parked my car directly in front of the gate
This is my kinda scene
The food stalls are open but empty
The show performers are phoning it in
But the lines are shorter than they normally are
Let the fun begin
Going to a theme park on a Wednesday
My favorite ride is closed for repairs
Going to a theme park on a Wednesday
The Tilt-a-whirl has empty chairs
All the B-list mascots are greeting guests
Whatever guests there are to meet
I got myself a picture with Snoopy's cousin's roommate's former mailman, Pete
The carousel horses called in sick
Now it's just a spinning tent
That minor oddity won't stop my fun
Finite-time on Earth well spent
Going to a theme park on a Wednesday
My favorite ride is closed for repairs
Going to a theme park on a Wednesday
The Ferris wheel has empty chairs
The food stalls are open but empty
The show performers are phoning it in
But the lines are shorter than they normally are
Let the fun begin
Going to a theme park on a Wednesday
My favorite ride is closed for repairs
Going to a theme park on a Wednesday
The tilt-a-whirl has empty chairs
Going to a theme park on a Wednesday
My favorite ride is closed for repairs
Going to a theme park on a Wednesday
The kiddie rides have empty chairs
We're fading out
We're fading out
You know we're fading out
We're fading out