Woke up in the morning and I looked like death
My mouth was dry and I had bad breath
I looked in the mirror eyes up head down
Three gray hairs in a sea of brown
Three gray hairs, three gray hairs
Slowly turning into a polar bear with my three gray hairs
I'm not that old, I'm in my twenties
Your average Joe with not a lot of money
Is adulthood stress the cause
Of my hair pigments temporary pause
Three gray hairs, three gray hairs
I prefer apples to pears
Three gray hairs
Three gray hairs is three too many
Give me none and that'd be plenty
If my pigments don't revive
I'll be fully gray by 35
Stressin' out till I'm red in the face
Is what got me in this pickle in the first place
If anything I should be enthralled
At least I have yet to go bald
Three gray hairs, three gray hairs
Slowly turning into a polar bear with my three gray hairs
Three gray hairs, three gray hairs
I prefer circles to squares
Three gray hairs
Yee-haw