I walked up to the ice cream truck
Don't give a f*ck what you got as long as it don't suck
I need something blue at about a quarter to 2:00
My preference undefined
What's a man gotta do for some ice cream?
The aliens are coming!
The aliens are coming to destroy the whole world!
Oh my god! The aliens are coming!
Oh my god
I run quickly to my steampunk spaceship
Engage my thrusters as I fly into the atmosphere
There's no need to fear
For the mystical magical steampunk spaceship is on its way right here
I fly swiftly towards the massive mothership
Ready my weapon systems, then I fire that shit
Explode the motherf*cking mothership
Alien fighters are eviscerated
The hive mind execution
I shredded the hive mind, with my weapon cache
Just realized, I'm running low on gas
Almost empty, oh my!
Moving 40 miles an hour it's a magical scientific marvel of a spaceship
Got to go fast
Running on steam
In this bitch
I'm feeling clean
I return to the planet below
All 9 billion stand and say hello
And then Obama comes out
And he shakes my hand
Everyone claps, my presence is in demand