This is the story of the glory
Of the pizza Hawaii tandoori!
Fifteen thousand years ago
Healthy folks with guts
Lived a peaceful flow
Gathering fruits and nuts
People like you and me
With strong muscles white smile
Living in harmony
For a very long while
Then a great idea arose
Planting crops and seeds
Keeping cattle close
Trading bread for beads
This is the story of the glory
Of the pizza Hawaii tandoori!
A new drug surged
Minds started to switch
A division emerged
Between poor and rich
Greedy men wanted more
Slaves working on the field
More land fighting war
Borders walls and a shield
Wait a minute hold on
This supposed to be a happy song!
You're singing about the history of bread and power
But I ordered pizza with pineapple and Indian spices
This is the story of the glory
Of the pizza Hawaii tandoori!
Okay now lets continue
A latin guy named Chris
Many places he's been to
Preferred the Indian dish
So he sailed to the west
Searching Indian spice
Failed in his quest
Sailed to America twice
You know what he found
A sheer delight
Pineapple on the ground
So he took a bite
This is the story of the glory
Of the pizza Hawaii tandoori!
Well eh interesting story and all but all I want is a pizza Hawaii tandoori