A man glares down
A turd blocks his way
"How dare you lie here!"
He refuses to move
His pride is on the line
He steps right through
(Splat splat splat)
Don't engage with the turd
It's better to ignore
That stinky situation
You don't want more
Don't engage with the turd
It's better to ignore
That stinky situation
You don't want more
Walk away
Keep your cool
Don't let it get you down
Engaging with the turd bring you to the ground
Don't engage with the turd
It's better to ignore
That stinky situation
You don't want more
Walk away
Keep your cool
Don't let it get you down
Engaging with the turd bring you to the ground
Oh his shoe is soiled
Pride is in the gutter
But he can't see why people start to mutter
Ignored by the crowd
His importance is gone
Lesson unlearned
He carries on
Don't engage with the turd
It's better to ignore
That stinky situation
You don't want more
Walk away
Keep your cool
Don't let it get you down
Engaging with the turd bring you to the ground
Heed this warning
Take it to heart
When you're faced with a turd
Do your part
Walk on
A man glares down
A turd blocks his way
"How dare you lie there!"
He refuses to move
His pride is on the line
He steps right through
(splat splat splat splat)
Don't engage with the turd
It's better to ignore
That stinky situation
You don't want more
Walk away
Keep your cool
Don't let it get you down
Engaging with the turd bring you to the ground
Don't engage with the turd
It's better to ignore
That stinky situation
You don't want more
Walk away
Keep your cool
Don't let it get you down
Engaging with the turd bring you to the ground
Don't engage with the turd
It's better to ignore
That stinky situation
You don't want more
Splat splat splat
Now his shoe is soiled
His pride is in the gutter
But he can't see why
People start to mutter
Ignored by the crowd
His importance is gone
Lesson unlearned
He carries on
Wo!
Get over it
That's what you should do