DinoCats - Mom Farts Too Lyrics

Everybody knows that daddy likes to blow
Big smelly farts from his bum!
Well I know a secret and I ain't gonna keep it
Ohoo mommy does it too!

Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!

Life has so much struggle no need to cause more trouble
By shaming the body's natural release
Enjoy the silly laughs when you hear that tooty gas
Giggle grin and wink at the one who did it
Hi mom!

Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!

But what about stinky farts?

Stinky farts are really nasty!
Stinky farts are gross!
If you have lots of stinky farts
You're probably intolerant to lactose!
Found in milk and dairy products

Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!

If your farts are really smelly please keep them in your belly
At least until you are alone
Mom is super smart at controlling her farts
She knows that timing is everything!

Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!
Mom farts too!