Dirty Mary - Beat My Boyfriend Lyrics

Oh my, I did it again
Beat my boyfriend
Oh my, I did it again
Oh my, I did it again
Beat my boyfriend
Oh my, I did it again
Came home late one night from
Drinking with the girls, yeah
He was in the corner in some kinda fetal position
I knew he must have f*cked up
What's that in the kitchen?
Better not be my dinner burning
These socks are pink, what?
Didn't your daddy ever teach you how to separate?!
Separate?!
Oh my, I did it again
Beat my boyfriend
Oh my, I did it again
Beat my boyfriend
Sent him to the grocery store
With a simple list any moron could follow
He bought me whole milk, I wanted skim
What, are you trying to get me fat or something?
Didn't use the coupons
I spent all Sunday clipping
You got a crush on the checkout girl
Don't want to admit we're strapped for cash?!
Strapped for cash?!
Oh my, I did it again
Beat my boyfriend
Oh my, I did it again
Beat my boyfriend
If there's a God in the heavens up above
I hope He wasn't looking down on me
Last Friday night
When I took a beer bottle to the head of the man I love
Smashed it down so f*cking hard
That the blood splattered against the wall
And when he screams out in the silence of the night
I feel so bad 'cause I know it's me that he's dreaming about
But then I realize I'm losing beauty sleep
That's when I get pissed off
Oh my, I did it again
Oh my, I did it again
Oh my, I did it again
Beat my boyfriend
Oh my, I did it again
Beat my boyfriend