I hate the internet, I hate the internet, it's true
I hate the internet and the internet, it hates me too
Whoa
The well of human happiness ran dry
So we made a god and named him Wi-Fi
We surrendered dignity and truth
For a future with no meaning and next day shipping too
I hate the internet, I hate the internet, it's true
I hate the internet and the internet, it hates me too
Now we're unhappy, now we're all sad
But our new overlords tell us it ain't that bad
I hate the internet, I hate the internet, it's true
I hate the internet and the internet, it hates me too
You might think I'm out of line
But just give it time
You'll see too
You'll see too
Let me tell you something, buddy
The internet hates you too
The internet hates you too
The internet hates you too
The internet hates you, hates you, hates you too