DiscoStu - Don't You Hate It? Lyrics

Don't you hate it when your foods cold
Don't you hate it when you pan all day and you find fools gold
Don't you hate it when the beat doesn't drop
Don't you hate it when your beards too thin to grow mutton chops
Don't you hate it when the heat stays low
Don't you f*cking hate it so much when he or she says no
Don't you hate it when the rain cancels the show
And the food at your picnic has ants and a glow
Don't you hate it when you wake up with bad hair
Then at school all day man you catch mad stares
And you feel like the dumbest sad sack in the joint
But I wander, lemme get back to the point
Don't you hate when you finally work up the nerve
To ask out that one special dude them or her
Then you show up to school or to work or whatever
And they're holding hands with that f*cking asshole Trevor

Don't you hate loose hags and f*cking douchebags
And lying motherf*ckers who won't tell you true facts
Don't you hate tofu and green beans
And movies that have way too many obscene scenes
Don't you hate overzealous crime fighters
And don't you hate bros and jealous rhyme biters
Cause if you do man I'm just like you too
Hate can bring us all together, let it flow right through

Don't you hate those f*cking rat bastard police
Don't you hate it when there's not enough Mac n cheese
Don't you hate picking up dead things
Don't you hate when your f*cking Xbox gets red rings
Don't you hate it when you don't know why you're stressed
But your heart feels like it's about to blow up out your chest
Don't you hate it when your shoes untied
And you train with pai Mei and you lose one eye
Don't you hate men and how they freak out every day
And you can't even walk down the street without getting raped
Don't you hate women and their limitless faces
And the power they posses with their venomous fang sets
Don't you hate when life gives you trouble in every way
Clawing your way up and struggling every day
Don't you hate failing over and over again
And don't you hate being motherf*cking sober again

Don't you hate loose hags and f*cking douchebags
And lying motherf*ckers who won't tell you true facts
Don't you hate tofu and green beans
And movies that have way too many obscene scenes
Don't you hate overzealous crime fighters
And don't you hate bros and jealous rhyme biters
Cause if you do man I'm just like you too
Let the hate bring us together, let it flow right through

Don't you hate paying rent and dodging debtors
And when the people you love mistake gods for devils
Don't you hate how it feels like you're never the victor
And how the food never looks the same as in the picture
Don't you hate that feeling that you get from always losing
And how every f*cking thing in life is so f*cking confusing
Don't you hate condescending dickweeds
Don't you hate sand in your sandwich and hairs in your split pea
Don't you hate not having a huge dick
When all you have to offer are some whitty jokes and a toothpick
Don't you hate the thorns hiding right behind the roses
And don't you hate most of all the phony internet posers

Don't you hate loose hags and f*cking douchebags
And lying motherf*ckers who won't tell you true facts
Don't you hate tofu and green beans
And movies that have way too many obscene scenes
Don't you hate overzealous crime fighters
And don't you hate bros and jealous rhyme biters
Cause if you do man I'm just like you too
Hate could bring us all together, let it flow right through