Discount Artificial Sweetener - I Just Look Like Quentin Lyrics

While Quentin Collins broods and sneers
The actor says 'my eyes are up here!'

Quentin Collins was a bad man
A playboy villain at first
A ghost a zombie then a werewolf
A man living under a curse


But a soft spoken gentleman
Who was not like him at all
Was the actor who portrayed him
That answered the casting call

He really is a humble guy
With a heart as large as he is tall
' I don't understand why
I'm the show's sex symbol!

While Quentin Collins broods and sneers
The actor says 'my eyes are up here!'

It really is a great thing
The kids love him like they do
But fan mail from their mothers
Is too wild to be true

'I'm a married man!' He said
'I'm not that sort of man
The thought makes my face turn red
I don't take advantage of my fans!'

But fan mail I appreciate
And little gifts they've made
I'm not looking for a date
But I'll wave in a parade

I'll sign all their autograph
And take pictures too
I'm not Quentin Collins
But I think I'm just as cool

While Quentin Collins broods and sneers
The actor says' my eyes are up here!'