Styrofoam Tombstones
Wobble in the shot
Boom mic shadows
Lines they forgot
The Collinsport Fly
Corpses with blinking eyes
Time traveling afghans
The teleprompter's stuck
Live on tape excitement
We can't afford to stop!!
Chroma key dreams
Crew members in the scene
There's a fire offstage
I blew my voice out with that scream!
You came in too soon!
Don't pick your nose onscreen!
I read the wrong page,
I can't remember the right
The set's falling down
I've been upstaged!