Half our crew jumped ship
In the bay of pigs
Out of sheer desperation
We fell to our knees
Dozens of bodies littered the water
I guess you could say it was a criminal slaughter
My piercing cries drove them away
My unrivaled screams made moral decay
And nothing felt better than the crack of the whip
I can't really blame them, I made them jump ship
In pure biblical terms
The new crew was sloth
A merciful God
Would've killed them off
I tried my best to be supportive
But our new plan ended in an abortion
My piercing cries drove them away
My unrivaled screams made moral decay
And nothing felt better than the crack of the whip
I can't really blame them, I made them jump ship
The final crew they sent us
Was rabid and ugly
They couldn't load their guns
We spoon-fed them morphine
Half our ship was soon underwater
I guess you could say it was a criminal slaughter
My piercing cries drove them away
My unrivaled screams made moral decay
And nothing felt better than the crack of the whip
I can't really blame them, I made them jump ship
Oh God no
Oh God, please help me
Oh, just end it all