I've been standing here waiting for the elevator
For what feels like an hour or so
Now I'm thinking I might have made the wrong decision
Man this stupid thing is way too slow
Have you considered other steps
You look like somebody who cares
If you're concerned with making progress
Maybe next time take the stairs
I've been standing here waiting for a taxi driver
For what feels like a day and a half
It's too cold out and I have lost all shreds of patience
No one to blame for this time wasting gaffe
Have you considered other steps
You look like somebody who cares
If you're concerned with making progress
Maybe next time take the stairs
Have you considered other steps
You look like somebody who cares
If you're concerned with making progress
Maybe next time take the stairs