Get your catnip ready, and your spray bottle armed
'Cause they've got a kitten army, and they're covered in bombs!
I won't lie to you chances are this won't end well
But lock and load now baby, we're gonna send some kitties to hell
Exploding Kittens! They're gonna rain from the sky
Exploding Kittens! The cutest way to die
We've been waging war now, for thirty seven days
And I've seen kittens explode in a million different ways
Everybody's dying and they're only a few of us left
God these cats are crazy someone make a call to the vet!
Exploding Kittens! They're gonna rain from the sky
Exploding Kittens! And now there's fur in your eye
Exploding Kittens! Tiny scratches on your thigh
Exploding Kittens! The cutest way to die
Oh, that Tabby's a ticking time bomb
American short hair napalm
That Persian's a walk pipe bomb
What the hell is going on?
I'll tell you what!
Exploding Kittens! They're gonna rain from the sky
Exploding Kittens! And now there's fur in your eye
Exploding Kittens! Tiny scratches on your thigh
Exploding Kittens! The cutest way to die
The cutest way to die
The cutest way to die
The cutest way to die
The cutest way to die