On the chessboard you stall
Moves with no spark at all
Petrov defense is your call
You just aim for a draw
I'd wish you would attack
But you never fight back
No fire just the same track
Your strategy's so slack
Oh I wish I was Kasparov
Striking with moves so bold
You bring my game to a crawl
This draw play's getting old
You drain the game of its light
Never a challenge no fight
Just your pieces in tight
Not a risk in your sight
Oh I wish I was Kasparov
Striking with moves so bold
You bring my game to a crawl
This draw play's getting old
You drain the game of its light
Never a challenge no fight
Just your pieces in tight
Not a risk in your sight
Oh I wish I was Kasparov
Striking with moves so bold
You bring my game to a crawl
This draw play's getting old
You never take a chance
Just a pawn in your stance
No rooks or queens will dance
Chess ain't a slow romance