DJ Blunder Beats - The Controller Lyrics

I'm staring at the balance sheet, it's looking kinda bleak,
On the left side, nothin's left, it's really reached its peak.
On the right side, nothin's right, the numbers just don't flow,
Project managers forgot to bill, now the cash is running low.

I got the Balance Sheet Blues, oh, what a sight,
On the left side, nothin's left, and on the right, nothin's right.
We're sinking in the red, it's giving me a fright,
I got the Balance Sheet Blues, gonna work all night.

Invoices are missing, like ghosts in the air,
Expenses keep on climbing, it's just too much to bear.
The CFO is frowning, the board's on my case,
But how can I find balance when the numbers don't embrace?

I got the Balance Sheet Blues, oh, what a sight,
On the left side, nothin's left, and on the right, nothin's right.
We're sinking in the red, it's giving me a fright,
I got the Balance Sheet Blues, gotta make it right.

Where did the profits go? They must've slipped away,
Maybe in that lunch bill, or the client we forgot to pay.
I'll dig through all the ledgers, I'll double-check the math,
But if this doesn't balance, I might just take a bath!

I got the Balance Sheet Blues, oh, what a sight,
On the left side, nothin's left, and on the right, nothin's right.
We're sinking in the red, it's giving me a fright,
I got the Balance Sheet Blues, gonna work till daylight.

So here's to all the Controllers, who fight the good fight,
When the left side's got nothin', and the right ain't right.
We'll balance those books, no matter the cost,
But tonight I'm singing the blues, for the profits we lost.