We gather 'round the table, our policies in tow,
Discussing how the rest of them should learn to really grow.
They need to work together, from 'me' to 'we' they'll go,
But we're not part of their team, that's just something they should know.
My boss has been micromanaging me so much,
Feels like I'm under a microscope's touch.
Where every day is a people problem, that's our game,
But remember, it's always them, never us to blame.
We talk about the culture, the code they must obey,
It's crucial that they follow it, every single day.
We're guiding them with care, from 'me' to 'we' they stray,
But it's clear we're not like them, we're different in every way.
My boss has been micromanaging me so much,
Feels like I'm under a microscope's touch.
Where every day is a people problem, that's our game,
But remember, it's always them, never us to blame.
My boss has been micromanaging me so much,
Feels like I'm under a microscope's touch.
Where every day is a people problem, that's our game,
But remember, it's always them, never us to blame.
They call us the fun police, but fun's not what we do,
We're here to keep the culture straight and guide them all through.
They need to see the bigger picture, take a step from 'me',
But we'll keep watching closely, just to make sure they agree.
My boss has been micromanaging me so much,
Feels like I'm under a microscope's touch.
Where every day is a people problem, that's our game,
But remember, it's always them, never us to blame.
We make sure everyone follows the culture code,
And even though they say we're strict, we lighten up the load.
They call us The Fun Police, but we just keep the peace,
Ensuring that their 'me' becomes a 'we', at least.
They call us The Fun Police, but we just keep the peace,
Ensuring that their 'me' becomes a 'we', at least.
They call us The Fun Police, but we just keep the peace,
Ensuring that their 'me' becomes a 'we', at least.