Users call they're at it again
"PC LOAD LETTER" what's that even mean?
Printers jam tempers rise
Another day in support paradise
Servers down no work gets done
They swore on-prem would be safer bar none
Dreamin' of the cloud where things just work
No more phantom printers driving us berserk
Irony's a friend relentless in its way
In this startup grind we struggle every day
They promised on-prem it'd be safe and sound
But here we are can't keep things off the ground
Users scream "Fix it now!"
But the server's down and I don't know how
Phantom printers haunt our dreams
Nothing's ever as easy as it seems
Dreamin' of the cloud where things just work
No more phantom printers driving us berserk
Irony's a friend relentless in its way
In this startup grind we struggle every day
They promised on-prem it'd be safe and sound
But here we are can't keep things off the ground
Baseball bat we want to smash
Take that printer out leave it in the trash
But here we are stuck on this line
Troubleshooting in overtime
Dreamin' of the cloud where things just work
No more phantom printers driving us berserk
Irony's a friend relentless in its way
In this startup grind we struggle every day
PC LOAD LETTER you won't break our will
Servers might be down but we're fighting still
One day we'll escape this hellish support
But until then it's just part of the sport