Can I help you?
Well, I'm sure gonna try, though my screen's a bit blue,
You've got a problem? Oh, let's take a look,
But first, let me check if it's in the handbook.
We're here for you, well, kinda, you see,
Your satisfaction's our top priority,
But my lunch break's in five, so let's keep this quick,
'Cause my coffee's cold, and the clock's gonna tick.
Support that listens, solutions that work,
But if it's too hard, we might just smirk,
We're not happy until you are, they say,
But let's be honest, it's just another day.
Oh, your problem's complex? Well, isn't that fun,
I'll transfer you now, you're caller thirty-one,
Our team's on the case, but they're out for the day,
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the delay.
We're here for you, well, sorta, I guess,
We aim to impress, but we're mostly a mess,
Got feedback? Oh, we'll jot it down real quick,
And then forget it by the end of the shift.
Support that listens, solutions that work,
But if it's too tough, we might just shirk,
We're not happy until you are, that's the line,
But let's be real, we're just killing time.
Your call is important, please hold the line,
We'll get to you soon, or maybe sometime,
We value your patience, your time, and your trust,
But we clock out at five, so hurry up, if you must.
Support that listens, solutions that work,
But if it's too tough, we might just shirk,
We're not happy until you are, that's the line,
But let's be real, we're just killing time.
Thanks for your call, hope we've been of some aid,
If not, just remember, it's just a charade,
We're here to help, or at least to pretend,
And now this song, like your issue, must end.
Oh, your problem's complex? Well, isn't that fun,
I'll transfer you now, you're caller thirty-one,
Our team's on the case, but they're out for the day,
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the delay.
Oh, your problem's complex? Well, isn't that fun,
I'll transfer you now, you're caller thirty-one,
Our team's on the case, but they're out for the day,
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the delay.
Your call is important, please hold the line.
Your call is important, please hold the line,
We'll get to you soon, or maybe sometime,
We value your patience, your time, and your trust,
But we clock out at five, so hurry up, if you must.
Your call is important, please hold the line,
We'll get to you soon