New tattoo on display, music blasting, it's pop but jo-jo see-wa made it gay.
Home base is Wisconsin; cheese for days. Wendy moved to Colorado to escape the Portland haze.
Grandpa invented the chicken dance, what a wild card. Never seen her at a wedding but I bet she goes hard.
Self proclaimed gym cutie in her hiking boots and hat. Working out is great but seriously Wendy, are you really wearing, THAT?
(Who wears hiking boots to the gym?)
(Who? Who? Who?)
Rafting the river on a double wide with chase; but if you tell her to wear a helmet she'll laugh in your face.
(Helmets are for babies)
(Wittle wittle Babies)
Oscar and Kevin are the stars of the show. Come over for cards against humanity so Wendy can get that dough.