In his lair beneath the ground
Where the flames and fires are found
Satan hums a Christmas tune, so unexpected
He's got stockings on the wall
And carols echo through his hall
With every note he finds himself more connected
Oh, he wishes it were Christmas every day
Though he doesn't have a thing for Jesus anyway
Oh, he wishes it were Christmas every day
So let the brimstones ring out for Christmas
In his wicked sleigh he rides
Through the snowy winter tides
His laughter echoes through the frosty, silent streets
The hot cocoa warms his soul
Even where the demons roll
Spreading holiday joy in a way that's quite unique
Oh, he wishes it were Christmas every day
Though he doesn't have a thing for Jesus anyway
Oh, he wishes it were Christmas every day
So let the brimstones ring out for Christmas
Even in his flaming realm he finds a way
To celebrate this festive season, come what may
With a twinkle in his eye and laughter bold
Satan celebrates with fire, but a heart of gold
Oh, he wishes it were Christmas every day
Though he doesn't have a thing for Jesus anyway
Oh, he wishes it were Christmas every day
So let the brimstones ring out for Christmas