I'm a scammer, I'm not satanic, not a damner
I'll beat him up if he wears a sickle and hammer
Yeah I worked at McDonalds, that's the thing about it
I was pulling slick ones, ain't nobody know about it
I was takin' snapshots when people paid on debit
Now I live the high life off their credit
Where that CVV at, let me take a peek
And the 16 digit code and expiration
With this iPhone, bout to make a clone
Of your private info and steal some elation
I know how it feels to have a dollar slip away
Too bad bitch! That's money that I'm taking
I steal stop signs to confuse traffic
I stole a football signed by John Madden
If she wanna come thru, that's fine by me
Crackhead in the couch for loot, like Sea of Thieves
I robbed my opps baby mama to set an example
Chased me down but I got away, yea her hands full
Pulled up actin tough, I hit them with the bandful
Put a gun in a crackheads mouth and gave him a mouthful
I scammed an old person with cataracts
My opps can't flex, can't get a bag
Dookie on the mic, they make straight ass
I dookie on their plate, and call it dinner time
I'll open up your presents on your birthday
Lame ass party anyway, y'all sipping Earl Grey
Stole a schizo's meds and now he seeing shit
I even sent 'em a random number sequence
Evil Spange and Trizzy we some other boys
K-Slime with us, now we them Butter Boys
On vaca, about to still commit some crimes
Like stealing candy from a baby, sorry kid that's mine