I just helped a bitch out with her trig homework like Steve Urkel
Then I got rejected like Steven Urkel
I commit identity theft like Stephan Urquelle
Threw the Feds off cuz my pants like Steve Urkel's
Still got arrested, oof, that's a hurdle
I ain't talking, not even for a Sausage McGriddle!
Though I need calories, I'm Marty McFly
Except I'm so small, call me Marty McLittle
Went back to the future after my sentence
5 years later told that chick see ya later
I didn't even give her the "later alligator"
She on me like a light saber from Darth Vader
Blew up my neighbor's house just like Steve Urkel
Downstairs neighbor calling me a Steve Jerkle
I seen a blood and a crip at the same time, now I'm seeing purple
Bout to evade a court appearance by jumping thru a worm hole
They ask why I'm so weird, but I ain't normal
Dear Diary I just read all my neighbor's journals
Boy I HATE my neighbors bro he slow like turtle
Bruh, I just ordered me a quarter pound burgle
Bitches at the crib playing word games like Boggle
How I can't make no more good music man, I'm so awful
Scammed the 4chan website with my neighbor's photograph
Got him sent to jail like "did i do that?"