Scammed a dog kennel out of a German Sheperd
Boutta name that boy Old Seargant Peppers
Bout to train him to sniff out weed outta peoples bags
That's free weed for life, I ain't never buyin a stash
Scammed a window sill out of a blueberry pie
Scammed a 8 year old out of a bike and he died
Man I don't know, that one made no sense to me
That kid reminded me of Kenny
This happened behind my local Dennys
His name was some shit like Rusbertiller!
Man idek dawg, these bars are just filler
Real crime happened when I scammed his grammiller
Sold his grandmiller Ozempic
Why the f*ck a 80 year old got Ozempic?
Why she get in shape like she's about to join the Olympics?
Whyshecennekacjnrevlakjolilulnlevrbix?
Bout to save my Zippo, someone hand me a hemp wick
See the world through rose tinted glasses
I ain't got glasses, thinkin about asses
They put a smile on my face every day
Think about them when I'm in the rat race
Damn, RIP to Rusbertiller
But i hope they never catch his killer
Spread some positivity if you shame women's bodies
I just lit myself on fire like Gandhi
I'm the voice of a generation
Participating in crimes across the nation
Yeah I'm cool like Gandhi with insurance fraud
Scamming Massachusetts out of cape cod
I'm getting a call, I'm a mafia boss
Young T just left so I'ma fill the verse
I'm the slickest scammer on planet earth
Stole a kiddie's elbow pads I ain't gettin hurt