DJ SmoothBrain - Can't trust a wet fart Lyrics

Oh! I shoulda known better
Can't never trust a wet fart
Now I gotta get outta here quick
Gotta go change my bell bottoms
Shoulda worn a diaper
Ooh! shit
(Shoulda worn a diaper)
Goddamn not again
(Not again Child)
Farted a hole through my pants
(Right through my pants)
That doodoo flew out and hit the wall behind me
(Hit the wall behind me)
I gotta stop trusting a wet fart
I gotta stop trusting a wet fart
Damn
I thought I knew my body
But those damn lil cocktail weenies
They always gonna get me
Felt that familiar rumbling
While trying to enjoy the party
The music had me grooving
Thought I could just let out a little toot
Feel all better and keep it moving
But that damn wet fart turned this
Into a brown explosion
Goddamn not again
(Not again Child)
Farted a hole through my pants
(Right through my pants)
That doodoo flew out and hit the wall behind me
(Hit the wall behind me)
I gotta stop trusting a wet fart
I gotta stop trusting a wet fart