I don't like swimming in the open, no sir The water's dirty, makes my skin stir
Sands get everywhere, oh it's a mess In a pool I'm stress-free, I confess
I'd rather have a pool, clear and cool No monsters lurking, no need to be a fool
Clean water and peace, that's my golden rule Given the choice, I'd rather have a pool
In the ocean you never know what's down below Might be a monster or an eel ready to bite your toe
Sirens and turtles, it's a nightmare show In my pool I'm safe, that's all I need to know
I'd rather have a pool, clear and cool No monsters lurking, no need to be a fool
Clean water and peace, that's my golden rule Given the choice, I'd rather have a pool
In the ocean you never know what's down below Might be a monster or an eel ready to bite your toe
Sirens and turtles, it's a nightmare show In my pool I'm safe, that's all I need to know
I'd rather have a pool, clear and cool No monsters lurking, no need to be a fool
Clean water and peace, that's my golden rule Given the choice, I'd rather have a pool
Sometimes it smells or the ocean's foul I'd rather float in my pool and let my worries cow
No surprises, no fight, just the clear blue That's the life for me, wouldn't you choose it too
I'd rather have a pool, clear and cool No monsters lurking, no need to be a fool
Clean water and peace, that's my golden rule Given the choice, I'd rather have a pool
So here's to the pool, my clean retreat Where I can swim in peace, can't be beat
No ocean for me, that's the truth I'll stick with my pool through and through