DM King - Vegan Lyrics

I love my tofu and my kale,
I'm all about that plant-based trail.
But let me tell you something, hey,
I'm vegan, but I'm not gay.
They ask me why I dress this way
Why my smoothies are so green
But I've got something to convey,
There's more to me than what you've seen.
I'm vegan, but I'm not gay,
Can you believe it? What can I say?
I like my veggies and my hummus, okay,
But I don't swing that way.
I rock my Birkenstocks all day,
And I compost my café au lait.
But don't get me wrong, I must relay,
I'm vegan, but I'm not gay.
I'm vegan, but I'm not gay,
Can you believe it? What can I say?
I love my greens and quinoa, hooray,
But I don't swing that way.
It's funny how they stereotype,
Like my diet comes with a type.
But let's break the mold and just be real,
Your food choice isn't who you feel.
I'm vegan, but I'm not gay,
Can you believe it? What can I say?
I love my greens and quinoa, hooray,
But I don't swing that way.
Let's groove on and enjoy the day.
Can you believe it? What can I say?
I love my greens and soy latte,
But I don't swing that way.
So next time you see me with my tray,
Remember, I'm vegan, but I'm not gay.
Can you believe it? It's true, hooray!
Let's groove on and enjoy the day.