Objection deposition
Amicus curiae preemption
Affidavit habeas corpus
Res ipsa loquitur estoppel
We could be lawyers we know all the words
Legal jargon flying it's absurd
From statutes to precedents we've got the nerve
In the courtroom of life we've got the verve
Plaintiff defendant
Tortious interference indictment
Bailiff injunction
Briefs and motions jurisprudence
We could be lawyers we know all the words
Legal jargon flying it's absurd
From statutes to precedents we've got the nerve
In the courtroom of life we've got the verve
From subpoenas to appeals we navigate the maze
Contracts and clauses we'll win the case
With gavels and robes in justice we trust
In the world of the law it's fight or bust
We could be lawyers we know all the words
Legal jargon flying it's absurd
From statutes to precedents we've got the nerve
In the courtroom of life we've got the verve
Verdict testimony
Discovery liability
We could be lawyers yes we know the terms
In the halls of justice our passion burns