Doctor Hero - Super Rock, Paper, Scissors Lyrics

If-you play rock, paper, scissors, Gotta do it right
This-is-the super version, So-play-it with all your might
You-only get-one super power: Strength, Speed or Flight
But if-you pick-the wrong-one, it'll be your friend's delight
It's Super Rock Paper Scissors, Man
It's Super Rock Paper Scissors, Man
It's Super Rock Paper Scissors, Man
Cos I'm the best to ever do it

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane
Nope. It's me and I'm running this game
The Power of Flight is all the might I need
To defeat anyone with strength or speed
I soar through the air like Superman
I levitate like Magneto can
You defeat me? You make me laugh
Your power must be laughing gas
I can break-dance on a cloud from here
I can high-step in the stratosphere
You carpool in your Momma's car
I'm riding on the jetstream far
Your super-speed is pointless when I levitate in the sky
Your super-speed could hurt you if dirt got up in your eye
So run along before I give you distractions and hurdles
You'll never win, cos not even the hare could beat the turtle
Flight beats speed
Flight beats speed
Flight beats speed
Cos I'm the best to ever do it, do it

If-you play rock, paper, scissors, Gotta do it right
This-is-the super version, So-play-it with all your might
You-only get-one super power: Strength, Speed or Flight
But if-you pick-the wrong-one, it'll be your friend's delight
It's Super Rock Paper Scissors, Man
It's Super Rock Paper Scissors, Man
It's Super Rock Paper Scissors, Man
Cos I'm the best to ever do it

I'm the fastest kid alive, that's why you'll never see coming
But if you stop bumping your gums, the sound you'll hear is my speed humming
Homework to do? Now it's done
Superspeed makes playtime so much fun
Just-so-you-get-this, I'll go slow
Watching-you is like watching-grass-grow
Your life is like a traffic jam
I can sleep in later than you can
I can start my day at Disney World
Then end my day at Disney Land
You wait in line, I take Quick Pass
I bypass lines and you're just outclassed
I can out-run rain like Usain Bolt
Your muscles get soaked in your blue raincoat
Throw rocks, planes, or tantrums you'll still come last to me
My speed is so ridiculous that you just can't see me
Speed beats strength
Speed beats strength
Speed beats strength
Cos I'm the best to ever do it, do it

If-you play rock, paper, scissors, Gotta do it right
This-is-the super version, So-play-it with all your might
You-only get-one super power: Strength, Speed or Flight
But if-you pick-the wrong-one, it'll be your friend's delight
It's Super Rock Paper Scissors, Man
It's Super Rock Paper Scissors, Man
It's Super Rock Paper Scissors, Man
Cos I'm the best to ever do it

Yeah, Flight Is number one if all you Need is an Escape
Mr Incredible is strong, and Edna Mode told him no capes
You got green stains on your goggles, cos you keep flying into bugs
And If you keep telling me you swallowed one, I'm gonna need earplugs
Keep crying it's so cold up there
That you triple your underwear
The wind keeps messing up your hair
Cape got pooped on, you need a spare
You lift stuck kitties out of trees
I lift stuck truck cars, it's a breeze
Your backpack falls three times a day
My backpack's the whole library
So float along like the good year blimp
While I arm-wrestle the hulk
You're a feather I'm a bowling ball
But there's no need to sulk
Because strength beats flight
Strength beats flight
Cos I'm the best to ever do it

If-you play rock, paper, scissors, Gotta do it right
This-is-the super version, So-play-it with all your might
You-only get-one super power: Strength, Speed or Flight
But if-you pick-the wrong-one, it'll be your friend's delight
It's Super Rock Paper Scissors, Man
It's Super Rock Paper Scissors, Man
It's Super Rock Paper Scissors, Man
Cos I'm the best to ever do it

It's Super Rock Paper Scissors, Man
It's Super Rock Paper Scissors, Man
It's Super Rock Paper Scissors, Man
Cos I'm the best to ever do it