Too old for an ale card
Two blokes on the sesh
Plastic bag of tinnies on the CansPennine Express
Excuse me mate that plug's for chargers
Fancy a sip of my Polish lager?
We weren't really celebrating anything
We weren't really going anywhere
We had joy, we had fun
We had tinnies, tinnies, tinnies on the train
In the sun, in the rain
I would do it, do it, do it, do it all again
Standing on the platform
Bag of cans in hand
The train's delayed but that's okay
Cos we've got nothing planned
The next train will terminate here
Want a swig on my German beer?
We weren't really celebrating anything
We weren't really going anywhere
We had joy, we had fun
We had tinnies, tinnies, tinnies on the train
In the sun, in the rain
I would do it, do it, do it, do it all again