Hypothermia is such a drag
And I can't help but find myself in the terrain
That seems to fit my mood
Negative thirty below could never feel the same
Not with my old achy bones
Just standing out there under the cold
Chilling out on main street
And the wind keeps picking up
We got alligator toes
'Cause it's just so f*cking cold
We should chop off our feet
It's not like I got problems with the moon
But boy I swear it's gonna be
Year without a summer
So when will the sun return
I'm thinking never
Chilling out on main street
And the wind keeps picking up
We got alligator toes
'Cause it's just so f*cking cold
We should chop off our feet
So cold that we got alligator toes
So cold that we got alligator toes
So cold
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah