I took some money
Good Old USD
The kind approved by the SEC
Then I bought some Crypto
I decentralised
Then I start to realise
I sank my whole ass into Crypto
Went long and leveraged all my trades
I bought the dip, sold the rip, bull or bear, my assets slipped
Minted my soul onto the Blockchain
I mined for Bitcoin
I Made NFTs
Turned on alerts for Elons Tweets
I bought into Doge Coin
And XRP
Even gave a bunch of it to old Sam Bankman-Fried
I sank my whole ass into Crypto
Went long and leveraged all my trades
I bought the dip, sold the rip, bull or bear, my assets slipped
Minted my soul onto the Blockchain
It was bound to happen
CBDCs
The government is seizing all our green
Thank God I moved all mine
Exchanged it out to De-Fi
Wish I could remember my seed phrase
I sank my whole ass into Crypto
Went long and leveraged all my trades
I bought the dip, sold the rip, bull or bear, my assets slipped
Minted my soul onto the Blockchain