Dogwood - Microwaved Eggs Lyrics

Yo
"Where were you yesterday bro?"
Woke up at noon and I how in the shower
Noticed half way through that I didn't have a towel
My options were to walk buck naked through the house
Or throw on my close and go about my day
So I throw on my clothes and they're still soaking wet
Then I walked in the kitchen and opened up the fridge
Grabbed a couple eggs but I didn't have a pan
So I threw them in a bowl in the microwaved.
"I'm a f*cking genius"

Walked out the house at a quarter til' three
Spent four bucks at the vending machine
Now I got one dollar to last the whole day
Nine hours, one dollar, and a red gatorade
"F*ck"

Spawned at the sesh it was hot as balls
Posted on a bench with the homie Paul
Chopped it up for a while then he said,
"I'm getting hungry"
Now he want's to spawn grub but I ain't got no money
"You sure bro Esteez is right here though
It's $11.84 for a super wet burrito"
Ye that's troll but I'm still too poor
Might spend my last dollar at the corner store

Bought a one dollar scratcher that shit didn't hit
Respawned at the crib and I opened up the fridge
Grabbed a couple eggs but I didn't have a bowl
So I left them in the shell in the microwave
"I'm a f*cking idiot"