Giddy up yo
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up yo
Giddy up yo
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up
I getcha bitchin I know
Think I wanna send my kids to the Metaverse
If this shit don't settle first
Cuz shit, it's only gettin worse
I keep thinkin
I think it's only gettin worse
Send my kids to the Metaverse
If this shit don't settle first
I think I'm livin in the Pedoverse
I wouldn't think I'd needa write another pedo verse
Giddy up, Giddy up let's run away
I thought I'd hop up on the saddle with my family
And go ride into the sun one day
But scratch that, cuz the sun went away
Uh, I really hope I have a son one day
Cuz if I have to have a daughter I'm gonna have to always watch her
I might have to even stalk her just to handle all these stalkers
Put a hand up on my daughter, I might stab a f*ckin stalker (yeah)
And this is getting cruel
They spend years out there lurkin in the kiddie pool
With so much dirt up on their names you can't even see who's in the pool
This shit ain't minuscule
They're swimmin in many schools
And when the shade comes your way
That's when the fun goes away
I heard the thunder comin ay (move)
We needa play the rules
It's time to drain the pool
Think I wanna send my kids to the Metaverse
If this shit don't settle first
Cuz shit, it's only gettin worse
I keep thinkin
I think it's only gettin worse
Send my kids to the Metaverse
If this shit don't settle first
I think I'm livin in the Pedoverse
I wouldn't think I'd needa write another pedo verse
Giddy up, giddy up yo
We found him swimmin naked caught him in the under toe
I heard this shit was all predicted in a Buffett quote
No, not Jimmy Buffett
Pool time's up this ain't no f*ckin joke
It's more like
Warren Buffett warnin us the storm is comin yo
It's storming buckets, pourin ugly hear that thunder roll
Scorin buckets, foreign buckets
Even scored like 40 somethin off some crunches yo
But couldn't go dunk it home
And everything seemed to be
OK u C
We traded hoodies, jersey swapped but didn't trade IDs
She seemed OK by me
And I'm impatient you see?
I'm NBA but forgot to bring that NDA so I'll just pray she don't leak
But sometimes patience is key
You needa wait to proceed
Even in Oklahoma where this shit comes Sooner
Ya gotta get her home soon it's past the curfew see the moon up
She sent you to the curb ya crashin out you need a tune up
We tune in every night to further news it does consume us
I'm assumin that it's true cuz this is too much to be rumors
Whatcha doin in that room was a lil bit too much she was too young
Now it blew up, it got to us
You said screw it, Ima do it, huh?
Like Just Do It, huh?
Now get to movin
Pretty soon they'll be removin ya
Who woulda thought a blow job could blow your job?
You really blew it huh?
Who woulda thought a boo thing could getcha booted?
Ooh ya blew it, huh?
And now you're suitin up
But not to drop 15 on the court
But to meet 15 in the courtroom Now she's sueing ya
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up yo (cha cha)
Giddy yo, giddy, giddy