Don Kongo - Boss Battle Lyrics

Somebody tell me
What am I supposed to do
Somebody tell me
What do you want me to do
In every office, they're quaking in fear
Despicable tyrants, drawing so near
In cubicle silence, we bear their demands
But they quake and they tremble--just look at their hands
Man, I think I want to tell you that
I'm leaving you dry, this chaos is a sign
Don't pretend you're surprised, 'cause there's no compromise
With a boss like you, how can anyone survive? I wish
This office would burn to the ground
And I swear to God, if I could, I would bury you alive
Somebody help me
Just 'cause I'm new to the job
Set expectations
Oh, for the love of God
I'm nobody's milquetoast, I'm in full command
But for two f*cking seconds, try to understand
When I offer solutions, you scoff and get mean
You're the tiniest man-child that I've ever seen
I don't mean to be a bother, but I
Couldn't help but notice you screaming that's
Not the best way to get her attention
She's been in sales nearly a decade but
If you say so, surely you know best, but
You look like such an asshole right now
And also forever, I've dreamt of killing you
Every single night I dream of killing you, of
Tearing out your organs and feeding you them
And watching as the earth opens up and swallows this
Entire place, and every person here
And your screaming grimace as you meet your demise