Don Kongo - I'm Evil Lyrics

EeYOOOOO
I'm evil
I mean, not all of the time, but I'm evil
Though I'm biting my tongue, I'm still evil
The things I've let slip
And the sting of my wit
I chomp at the bit, but it's
Easy
To think that you've won when you're losing
To act like you're loving while bruising
It's hard to pretend that I'm simple
But simple to feign that I'm hard
EeYOOOO
It's tasteless
The comments I make are so tasteless
Though I'm kidding, I talk like I'm wasted
Like my words are a game
So I speak all the same
Like I've never known shame, and it's
Crazy
The way I go off is just crazy
I've been laughing for nearly an hour
But I'm willing to say it's not funny
Not anymore, anymore, anymore
I'm lying-I'm just being polite, but I'm lying
I'm so busy just living and dying
And dying to stop this pretending
'Cause our love was conceived with an ending
But we never considered the mending
Sorry
If ever I've caused you to worry
Though apologies just seem to bore me
Ask the asshole in white
I'm sick of the story, of letting men gore me
It's easy
Well, I want to pretend life is easy
I want to pretend that I'm simple
I want to live on a Hallmark card
But everything is so damn hard
Darling! I promise, I'm truly an angel
I'm someone that you can rely on
I'm a friend and your bosom companion
I'm a shoulder for someone to cry on
I'm a nightmare, I know that I'm garbage
I'm careening and lost, and I'm hopeless
I'm a scorpion and I'm a weasel
Ask my brother: he thinks that I'm evil
EeYOOOO!