Whiskey First, Then the cocaine
He'd been out, He'd Been out, He'd been out all night
Been on it, on the lash since Saturday night
He Doesn't care a friendly stare, what is this in my hair
I am sorry sir, those the rules? I was quite unaware
I thought you were a decent fella
What are you wanting tenants or stella?
Cutting shapes, no escapes He's the main attractor
Someone call Mr Cowell it's the X Factor
Doesn't care, wavy hair and he signed on the dole
Just call me butter cause I am on a roll
I not going to explain this again
Whiskey first and then the cocaine
What a tune, ending soon, slicing cards on the floor
Banging beats, take your seats there's a queue at the door
Taking E's, Sunburst Squeeze, yes ill have two of those
Yes it can get cold round here when it snows
I am not going out there in the rain
Whiskey First and then the Cocaine