Don't Fret - Coronavirus Lyrics

I'm the kind of guy who never gets sick
An apple a day always does the trick
Wash my hands after taking a poo
This is something that you should do too
Well I went to the market to get some supplies
And when I got there to my surprise
All the toilet paper was gone off the shelf
Suddenly we all care about our health

It's the Coronavirus
It's coming to your town
Designed by ISIS
To bring us all down
It's the Coronavirus
Better not cough on me
Designed by ISIS
Let me spit in your tea

See I lived in a world that I thought was clean
Where people were smart and got vaccines
But that world is gone, gone for good
People no longer do what they should
Corona's stocks are biting the dust
Going to work no longer a must
We're all going to die from blowing our nose
Don't go to a brothel, no infected hoes

It's the Coronavirus
It's coming to your town
Designed by ISIS
To bring us all down
It's the Coronavirus
Better not cough on me
Designed by ISIS
Let me spit in your tea

Go on holiday 'cuz everything's cheap
If I die, nobody will weep