Mary walks in with a UTI and the doctor says "that's an STI"
Oh man
Mary says she don't understand cuz she's never been with another man
Oh man
Oh Johnny, please
Love me
Oh Johnny, please
Love me
Johnny walks in with an STI and the doctor says "that's an STI"
Oh man!
Johnny says he don't understand, it was meant to be a one night stand
Oh man
Oh Mary, please
Love me
Oh Mary, please
Love me
Oh Mary, please
Love me