DooHickey's - All Hat, No Cattle Lyrics

He'd been thinkin' about Nashville, wanted to be a star
Packed up his bags, skipped town, and bought a guitar
Now you can hear his songs on all the country radio stations
Says he loves his mama and thanks God he lives in this nation

Yeah he sure knows how to talk a big game
He ain't called his mama since he found fame

Yeah he's all hat and no cattle
Got a southern drawl but he's from Seattle
Might see him in boots, but never no saddle
Yeah he's all hat, no cattle

Now this man here is a tried and true politician
An honest man, he only lies by omission
Says he understands the struggle of the working class
But if you ask me, he's talking out of his ass

Cuz he's never been down to any boondocks
He's been too busy trading those insider stocks

He's all hat and no cattle
Might be a snake, but he's missing the rattle
He'll start a war just to win the battle
Yeah he's all hat, no cattle

Now this ol' boy's been preaching to the masses
Got his own TV show, but he's never paid taxes
Says "if you fall into greed, you better tell God you're 'sorry'"
When the show is over, he climbs into his ferrari

Says he's a son of God and God made him rich
But he only prays in public, that son of a bitch

He's all hat and no cattle
Had the money hidden in the walls of the chapel
He's got a garden of fruit, but he still bit the apple
Cuz he's all hat, no cattle

Yeah he's all hat and no cattle
When you call him out, he'll start to babble
When he's caught in his lies, then he'll skedaddle
Cuz he's all hat and no cattle

He's all hat and no cattle
Got a southern drawl, but he's from Seattle
Might see him in boots, but never a saddle
Yeah he's all hat, no cattle