At the open bar I drank my weight in champagne
And basked in the glow of my early retirement
I should apologize for my indulgence in the red but I probably won't
I pay no mind to the celebration of my golden years
I should be carrying on and kissing blondes
Carrying on and kissing blondes
Senses dulled by my attempts at keeping pace
Just a couple more and I could hit my goals in a respectable time
I'll follow the laws of common decency and compliment your smile
Never mind my behavior or the sideways look in my eyes
I should be carrying on and kissing blondes
Carrying on and kissing blondes
I should be carrying on and kissing blondes
Carrying on and kissing blondes